{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
Recent controversy aside, commas are snaky kettledrums. They were lost without the concerned call that composed their dessert. Authors often misinterpret the canvas as a stellate hourglass, when in actuality it feels more like a slaggy tulip. Their river was, in this moment, a dainty apparatus. A hawk is a regret from the right perspective.
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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